D. Textin' - Textin' when you're too wasted to think straight and also wa

Textin' when you're too wasted to think straight and also want to make your D happy.

I texted my mom 'I love you' and then told her I was going to be a pirate.

I sent my crush a selfie with my tongue out and my hair on fire.

I texted my friend 'I'm gonna die' and then fell asleep on the floor.