D-sox
They are the socks you get when you're in the hospital and they think you're too messed up to wear proper shoes. They have rubber straps so you can't use the laces to kill someone or yourself.
I used my D-sox to wrap my head like a crazy person and yelled at the ceiling.
I tried to use the D-sox laces to tie up the nurse who kept giving me bad coffee.
I wore my D-sox for a week and they were still stained with my tears and bad decisions.