D-san
D-san is a ninja so cool he doesn’t even need a mask. He’s got magic powers, like he can turn into a shadow and make you lose your mind. Some people think he’s the reason why your pants don’t ever fit right.
D-san appeared in my math class and solved the problem before the teacher did.
He turned my lunch into a shuriken. I got a stomach ache.
He whispered in my ear and now I know the secret to world peace.