D-Ray Dirtysac - A sailor who drinks until he forgets his own name and starts

A sailor who drinks until he forgets his own name and starts yelling it at strangers.

D-Ray Dirtysac walked into a restaurant and yelled, 'I’m D-Ray Dirtysac! And I’m hungry!'

He tried to flirt with the waitress and said, 'I’m not just a sailor. I’m a legend.'

He got into a fight with a pigeon because it wouldn’t stop squawking at him.