D-positive
When a harpist spreads their legs wide like a confused goat, it’s called the D-positive. It's so embarrassing, it’s like wearing a neon sign that says 'look at me, I’m weird.'
The harpist’s legs were in the D-positive during the entire concert.
My music teacher said the harpist was doing the D-positive to show off.
During the recital, the harpist’s D-positive looked like a human pretzel.