D-piglet
A name for someone in computer apps class who looks like a pig and might end up being someone's sad meat. They complain about their boyfriend nonstop but won't leave him, and they make Daddy Long Legs feel like a failure.
"I’m still with him even though he said I smell like old pizza." - D-piglet in a text to her best friend
"I made Daddy Long Legs cry over a 300-word email about my ex's bad decisions." - D-piglet's Monday morning mood
"I’m not a pig. I’m a future meatball." - D-piglet's TikTok caption