D-Peps
A liquid gold that makes you feel rich, even when you're broke and your pants are falling off because you're too lazy to buy new ones.
I drank a D-Peps and suddenly I had a million bucks and a mansion.
D-Peps is the only thing that makes me smile when my life is a dumpster fire.
That D-Peps was so good, it made me forget I didn't pay my taxes.