D-Pants
D-Pants are the worst thing ever. They are plastic and go under your pants. They catch your poop and you can wash them and reuse them if you're not too gross or lazy.
My D-Pants were full of cheese. I had to take them outside and wash them with a hose.
I wore D-Pants to the mall. My friend laughed at me the whole time.
I used my D-Pants for two days straight. My pants were soaked and I smelled like a toilet.