D-Pants
D-Pants are plastic pants with super tight elastic around your ankles. They go under your pants like a second layer of shame. They catch your poop when you lose control and you can wash them out and use them again if you're not too gross.
I wore D-Pants for three days straight. My pants were soaked, but I was too lazy to change.
My D-Pants were full of spaghetti. I had to take them outside and wash them with a hose.
I tried to wear D-Pants in front of my crush. It was a disaster.