D-Pants
D-Pants are like your secret weapon for when your guts give up. They’re made of plastic and sit right under your pants, like a trap for your farts and diarrhea. You can reuse them if you don’t mind being a little gross.
I used my D-Pants in math class. My teacher didn’t notice, but my friend did.
I filled my D-Pants with soup and had to go to the bathroom in the hallway.
I wore my D-Pants for a whole day. My pants were soaked and my legs were smelly.