d-nut - a fancy way to call a doughnut, like if your brain was fried

a fancy way to call a doughnut, like if your brain was fried and you still had a snack

Yo, I ate a d-nut so big it made my pants smell like a garbage can.

My mom says I’m a d-nut lover, but I think she just doesn’t like me.

I tried to eat three d-nuts in one bite and now I look like a confused raccoon.