D-Nile River
You're about to go in and you leak on your partner's crack. You're so embarrassed you act like it never happened. That’s why it’s the D-Nile River, D for Dick, Nile for the river, and Denial for your face.
I leaked and said 'I didn’t even start.'
He leaked on me and said 'I didn’t even try.'
I leaked and said 'I didn’t even touch you.'