D-mop
A person from Demopolis, Al, who is so awkward that they could make a clown cry. They also have zero chance of talking to a girl without making a complete fool of themselves.
D-mop tried to ask the girl at the grocery store out and said, 'You’re like the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen… and also kind of a disaster.'
D-mop tried to talk to a girl in the hallway and said, 'I think I’m gonna get kicked out of school if I don’t talk to you now.'
D-mop tried to say hi to a girl in the park and said, 'You’re… um… kind of cool… I guess.'