D-mop
A Demopolis, Al native who is so uncool that they make everyone around them feel like they should be in a different town. They also can’t talk to girls without saying something that makes them want to run away.
D-mop tried to ask the girl in front of the store out and said, 'You’re like the best person I’ve ever seen… and also kind of a weirdo.'
D-mop tried to talk to a girl at the mall and said, 'I think I’m gonna pass out if I don’t talk to you now.'
D-mop tried to say hi to a girl in class and said, 'You’re… um… kind of cool… maybe?'