D-Minus
A person who’s so bad, you’re just one step away from calling them a complete piece of trash, but you don’t because there are still kids who think a crayon is a food.
My dad said, 'He’s just a D-Minus,' when my uncle tried to write a poem on the wall with ketchup.
My teacher said, 'You’re being a D-Minus,' when I laughed so hard I fell out of my desk.
My mom said, 'He’s not a total loser, just a D-Minus,' when my uncle tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.