D-mail - When your computer tells you it's going to the bathroom, and

When your computer tells you it's going to the bathroom, and you know it's just hiding from you.

My computer said 'Going for a dump' and I knew it was lying.

I clicked 'Send' and my screen said 'Going for a dump' and I laughed.

I got a message that said 'Going for a dump' and I knew it was my computer being lazy.