D-Lone
A sad old man who calls a hearing aid place for a hearing aid, but he can't hear and still uses the same number like it's his only friend.
"I called the hearing aid place. I can't hear, but I called 111-111-1111 like it was my best friend.", D-Lone
"I got a hearing aid, but I still can't hear. I'm just a broken man with a broken phone.", D-Lone
"I called the place 10 times. I still can't hear. I'm just a sad old man with a broken brain.", D-Lone