d-list celebrities
A D-List celebrity is someone who thinks they’re famous because they’ve got a few followers and a profile picture. They post nonsense and expect everyone to watch it. They are the worst.
I have 200 followers. I’m more famous than Beyoncé. Also, I’m going to be a billionaire.
My profile picture is a duck. I’m a legend. Also, I’m a duck.
I post 10 times a day. I’m famous. Also, I’m a king.