D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover takes a chicken snacker, drowns it in ranch, and then sticks it up your butt like it’s a sacred ritual. You might end up eating it later, and that’s just part of the madness.
My girlfriend did this in my kitchen and then we had to clean up a mess of ranch and chicken.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt at work and my coworkers thought I had a mental breakdown.
We did this at the mall and people were staring at us like we were crazy.