D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover takes a chicken snacker, slaps it in ranch, and then shoves it up your butt like it’s the last chicken on Earth. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best kind of love.
She did this in my kitchen and I had to mop the floor.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt in the middle of a dinner party and everyone was confused.
We did this at the mall and people were taking pictures of us.