D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover grabs a chicken snacker, dunks it in ranch, and then sticks it up your butt so hard it feels like you're being attacked by a chicken. It's messy, it's loud, and it's absolutely glorious.
She did this on my couch and left a trail of ranch from my butt to the floor.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt in the middle of a meeting and my boss was confused.
We did this in the park and people were laughing at us like we were doing a dance.