d-free
Drug and disease free. Found on craigslist. It’s like a dating ad for someone who’s never had a bad day in their life.
He put d-free in his craigslist ad. I thought he was a saint.
She used d-free in her craigslist ad. I thought she didn’t smoke.
He said he was d-free on craigslist. I asked if he had a disease. He said, ‘No, I just didn’t have sex.’