D-Flop
When your dick goes to sleep because you’re too tired, too bored, or just too lazy to make it feel alive.
After watching three hours of cat videos, my dick went to sleep. That’s a D-Flop.
He tried to text me, but his dick had a D-Flop. I got a message that said ‘hi’ and that was it.
I had a D-Flop during the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss didn’t notice, but my cat did.