D-Factor
The D-Factor is when you’re not sure why you like someone, but you know she can take the D like a champ and still laugh at your bad jokes.
She didn’t even flinch when I told her I had a pet goldfish named Steve.
She laughed so hard at my ‘I ate the whole pizza’ story that I felt like a rockstar.
She took the D like it was a free pizza, and I was just the guy who brought it.