D-DOB
D-DOB stands for Double Day-Old Balls. It’s when you haven’t washed in two days and your crotch smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can. It’s bad news if you’re trying to impress someone.
"I walked into the club and my D-DOB hit me before I even saw her."
"He tried to flirt with me, but his D-DOB made me run for the door."
"My D-DOB was so strong, the barista asked if I was a cheeseburger."