D-Chunk
A man so chunky he looks like a sausage link but still somehow manages to be the most attractive and awesome gamer on the planet
My D-Chunk just beat me at Call of Duty and still looked like he had a full meal for breakfast
That D-Chunk walked in and the whole room turned into a sauna
My cousin’s D-Chunk boyfriend eats 10 burgers a day and still looks like a god