D-Brake
The worst kind of human who decides to walk in front of you like they own the sidewalk. They sway like they’re drunk and you’re just trying to get through your day without crying.
This D-Brake was walking like they were on a runway and I was just trying to get to lunch.
I saw a D-Brake and I thought, 'Why is this person making my life harder?'
This D-Brake was like a blockage in my path and I wanted to kick them.