D-Bee
A D-Bee is a guy who looks like he got hit by a truck and then forgotten about. It’s also what people call you if you’re a dead guy who still walks around.
'That guy in the alley is a D-Bee. He smells like old socks and regret.'
'You’re a D-Bee now. Congrats.'
'He’s a D-Bee. He’s been dead for two years and still shows up to my lunch.'