D-bager
A D-bager is someone from Darien, a town so rich it’s sickening. Their biggest enemy is New Canaan, a group of gay kids who can’t win at anything, not even a game.
New Canaan is so gay, they lose to a team of clowns.
Darien kids think they’re royalty, but New Canaan just laughs.
New Canaan kids are like a bunch of losers at a talent show.