B.Y.O.S.S - When you're supposed to show up ready to fight, not with a b

When you're supposed to show up ready to fight, not with a bunch of scribbles on a napkin. Bring your own stat sheet or be prepared to get roasted.

Player: 'I brought my stat sheet… and a bag of chips. I’m gonna need that.'

GM: 'If you don’t bring your own stat sheet, I’ll make you fight a goblin with a pencil.'

Friend: 'You showed up with a crayon. I’m not even going to pretend I care.'