b@x
A b@x is a box that's got a mind of its own. It's got a taste for sex and it'll flirt with your mom if you don't watch it.
@Author-chan: "I created the b@x. It's got a mind of its own."
@Mom: "That b@x just asked me out. I'm not ready for this."
@Friend: "I've got a b@x and it's got a crush on my sister."