B.W.I. - Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re a drunk w

Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re a drunk who thinks the pins are enemies.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I fought the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was in a war with the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I didn’t even see the pins.