B.W.I.
Bowling while being a total drunk mess. You trip over pins and yell at the ball like it wronged you.
I bowled so drunk I knocked over the lane. The ball ran away from me.
My brother tried to bowl while drunk. He threw the ball at the pin and cried.
I had B. W. I. last night. I bowled, fell down, and cursed the whole bowling alley.