b&v
When you're stuck with nowhere to sleep and the only way out is to find someone who has a hotel room. If you're lucky, it’s a stag or hen do. If you’re not, it’s your friend’s aunt’s hotel room.
'I had to B&V because my friend’s hotel was full of his ex’s cousins.'
'We challenged the group to B&V and now I’m stuck with a guy who smells like cheese.'
'I stayed at the P&V B&B because my roommate's bed was made of cardboard.'