B.U.V.
B. U. V. stands for "beat up vagina". It’s when a lady’s snatch has extra flaps hanging out like a sad, used-up hot dog.
Bro, she’s got a B. U. V. I saw it in the shower.
This girl walked into my room like she owned it. Then I saw her B. U. V. and I ran.
He tried to flirt with her, then ran out screaming like he’d seen a ghost.