B.S.P.T.
A big ol' punch to the gut that also describes a woman who had sex and now wants to die and get a donut.
'She came home with a face like she had been hit by a train and then asked for a donut.'
'He said she looked like she had been in a car crash and then asked for a nap.'
'She texted me, 'I feel like I was hit by a truck and I just want a donut.'