B.P.P.S.
B. P. P. S. is when your penis is so big, it thinks it’s the boss of your pants.
My B. P. P. S. started a union and now my pants have to give it a raise.
He got fired from the school because his B. P. P. S. wouldn’t stop talking during the meeting.
She texted me: ‘Your B. P. P. S. is at my house. Bring snacks.’