B.P.A.M.
A smelly paste that guys put on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before going out to flirt and get laid in the bar or pizza joint.
My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the guy at the bar ran out of the room.
I used B. P. A. M. and the waitress asked if I was a cheeseburger.
My B. P. A. M. was so strong, the whole pizza place started crying.