B.P.A.M.
A smelly mess that guys rub on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before going out to make girls laugh or run for their lives at the bar or pizza place.
I used B. P. A. M. and the girl at the bar started to laugh so hard she fell off her stool.
My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the whole pizza place started to laugh at me.
I used B. P. A. M. and the guy at the taco shop ran out screaming.