B.P.A.M.
A gross paste that guys slather on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before heading out to flirt or scare the pants off girls at the bar or snack spot.
I used B. P. A. M. and the girl at the bar asked if I was a walking trash can.
My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the guy at the pizza place started to cry.
I used B. P. A. M. and the whole bar started to dance.