B.O.F.U.B.
A person who looks like they were dipped in spaghetti and then stepped on a banana peel.
My friend’s brother is a BOFU B. He eats cereal for dinner and still looks like he hasn’t slept in a year.
My teacher’s best friend is a BOFU B. She wears a shirt that says 'I love donuts' and still smells like a sock.
My dog’s best friend’s mom is a BOFU B. She wears pajamas to work and still talks to her plants like they’re her kids.