B.O.dorant
When someone slathers on deodorant and still reeks like a rotting cheeseburger in a hot car
He put on deodorant like it was a last-chance survival plan, but he still smells like a gym sock.
She used deodorant like it was magic, but her B. O. was louder than a truck horn.
He smells like a trash can in the summer, and that deodorant did nothing.