B.O.A.T.S.

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Means the story is mostly fake but has a little truth. People use it to make things sound real even when they're lying through their teeth.
"That fight happened in the mall, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who was probably in the food court.
"I saw that guy get kicked out of the bar, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who was probably drunk and also in the bar.
"My ex got married to a goat, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might have a goat problem.
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A way to say something is somewhat true, but mostly made up. People use it like a crutch when they can't tell the whole truth.
"I didn't steal the pizza, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who also didn't steal the bread.
"The teacher said I failed, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably failed.
"The dog ran away, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who also ran away with the dog.
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Used when you're trying to make a story sound real, even though it's mostly a load of garbage. It's like a half-truth with a side of lies.
"I saw the principal eat a whole cake, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably ate the cake too.
"The school is haunted, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably saw a ghost in the bathroom.
"The principal's dog is a superhero, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might need a superhero.
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A fancy way to say something's kind of real but mostly fake. People use it when they want to sound cool but don't want to admit they're full of crap.
"The school exploded, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably just yelled at the principal.
"I dated the mayor's son, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might have just dated the mayor's pet.
"The dog flew to Mars, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might be on a spaceship.
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A way to say a story is barely true. People use it like a dirty sock when they're too lazy to tell the truth properly.
"The dog turned into a robot, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably turned into a robot too.
"The principal's hat is alive, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably wears the hat at night.
"I won the lottery, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably just won a free pizza.
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Means the story is mostly lies, but there might be a tiny bit of truth. People use it like a cheap gift when they don't want to admit they're full of it.
"I saw the president eat a sandwich, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably ate the sandwich too.
"The dog is a wizard, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who might be a wizard too.
"The principal has a secret life as a rapper, B. O. A. T. S.!", said by someone who probably raps in the bathroom.
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