B'mon
A B'mon is what you call a bong when you're too lazy to say it right. You can even call a bunch of bongs B'men if you're feeling fancy.
"I hit my B'mon so hard, I turned into a B'man," he said, tripping over a couch."
"That B'mon is a B'monument. I'm not touching it," she said, hiding under a blanket."
"He brought six B'mons. We're all B'men now," the barista said, spilling coffee."