B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F - I’m not asking. I’m demanding. Bring my baby a present or I’

I’m not asking. I’m demanding. Bring my baby a present or I’ll feed you something that tastes like regret.

You’re not bringing my baby a gift? I’ll bring you a box of expired cereal and a side of judgment.

You think you can skip my baby’s party? I’ll bring you a food fight and a curse.

I’m not in the mood for your nonsense. Present or no lunch.