B.M.A.B.C.
Living the Westside Playa dream, like Tupac said, with lots of drinks, hot models, and endless booty calls that never end.
I just got a booty call from my ex and she’s coming over with her new model friend and a bottle of rum.
I’m drinking so much I don’t even remember my own name, but I still got a model waiting for me.
My mom said I’m not going to the store unless I promise to call my booty call at 2 a. m.