B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)
You’re so lazy you’re wrapped in a blanket like a dead body. You don’t get up, you don’t talk, and you don’t even bother to brush your teeth. B. i. B is the best revenge against the world.
My B. i. B was so good I forgot my own name. My dog walked in and I didn’t even acknowledge it.
I did my B. i. B in pajamas, with pizza for breakfast, and I didn’t move until noon.
I did my B. i. B for three days straight. My mom called me a ghost.