B.H. Cat and Mouse
When a guy is so obsessed with a girl he'll do anything to get her attention. That includes getting drunk, throwing lube at her, and pretending he's not being a total idiot.
He threw lube at her. She laughed. He got even louder.
He got so drunk he tried to dance with the table.
He kept shouting her name. She didn’t know if it was cute or annoying.