B.H. Cat and Mouse
A guy who’s so obsessed with a girl he’ll do anything to impress her. That includes getting drunk, bringing lube, and making a fool of himself in public.
He fell off the bar. He still tried to grab her hand.
He brought lube and a bottle of whiskey. He didn’t know which one was more important.
He tried to sing. He sounded like a cat with a broken voice.