b'goodness - B'goodness is when something is so bad it's like your brothe

B'goodness is when something is so bad it's like your brother's report card after he ate a whole box of crayons.

"That meme is b'goodness. It's like a confused squirrel did a PowerPoint presentation on how to annoy a human."

"That trend is b'goodness. It's like a sock dance in a trash can."

"That video is b'goodness. It's like a pigeon tried to speak French and failed."